There is a woman I work with that talks to her "hubby" every morning between 6:45 and 7:30. I say "hubby" because from what I know they aren't oficially married. It is one of those common law things. Anywho - the conversation is basically the same every day. One thing in particular that she says at least 3 or 4 times each morning is "How's my baby boy? Sweet baby boy". Now, I have listened to this for about a year and a half and it creeps me out. I'm all for sweet talkin your honey, but you need to hear how she says this. Recently a couple of my co-workers moved to my end of the hallway. When they heard her they were under the impression she was talking to an actual toddler - maybe a grandson or something. Then I told them that she has one daughter who is not married (and is usually in her office with her when she is talking to her "baby boy" because she works 2 floors up and spends every morning and lunch with her mother). I told them it was her common law "hubby" and they couldn't believe it. She seriously says it like he is a newborn baby. It's creepy. We imagined him sitting at home in a bonnet and a shitty diaper waving his rattle at her. Eeewww....
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