OK - in case you don't know this - Houston has its very own multi-million dollar preacher. He's supposedly a nice guy, but I have a HUGE problem with religion making money and an even bigger problem when it is one person wallowing in all that cash because he claims to speak for the lord. Now, I am not knocking religion, nor am I knocking Christianity. I consider myself a Christian and I do have faith, I just don't have faith in most organized religions and it is for this very reason. That and the fact that a HUGE majority of "Christians" believe that they have the right to judge anyone and everyone. It seems they believe that if they show up at 9 AM on Sunday and praise and pray and shout in public and give that millionaire preacher a few more dollars for his wallet they will be saved and their actions outside of that hour in church, be they having an affair, stealing, lying or any other number of things are all forgiven because they went to church and everyone saw them there. They know best and they know right and they'll push their beliefs on you because Jesus told them they had the right to judge people because they went to church. All of this goes against Christianity, though....anyway...I totally went off on a bit of a tangent there. I digress...
What I was saying was that Joel Osteen, Houston's Million Dollar preacher or pastor or whatever the hell he is (Jesus' brother maybe?), is in the news. Well, actually his wife is. Supposedly she got into some sort of argument with a woman named Sharon Brown, a flight attendant who is suing her for "10% of her Net Worth". Her reason? She claims that she lost her religious faith and suffers from hemorrhoids because of the anxiety and trauma resulting from the incident. Wait.....what? She is claiming that Jesus' brother's wife chewed her out and made her asshole hurt and because of it she has lost her religious faith. Honey....you got bigger problems on your hands. The number one problem being a bad case of retardation. I should sue her for causing me mental anguish after I read how stupid (and obviously greedy - and lazy) she is. Don't be messing with Jesus. Or his brother - or sister-in-law.
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